Moderately fun fact: I am an Eagle Scout. Luckily, the only part of the experience I found to be touching was the outdoors. I fell into a deep, and age-appropriate, love with being outside. So much so, that I ignored a supposed “closed” sign on a national park campsite and wound up detained for “illegally camping”. So if you want to help me pay off my mountain of debt from the mountains, I’ll write some ads.